Shorts #1 - The Aftermath of Looking for Trouble [ Modern ]

The Aftermath of Looking for Trouble [Modern]

In the office of a certain building, a young fellow in a soldier’s uniform anxiously opened a door, his voice agitated as he shouted at the man in front of the desk, “Lieutenant General, there’s bad news! Madam climbed over the wall and escaped!”

Upon hearing this, the man slowly raised his eyelids, indifferently replied, “Why are you so flustered? How can you be a good soldier like this?”

“B-b-but sir? Didn’t you say we have to keep a close eye on Madam and not let him escape?” the lad stuttered his reply.

“Just find a few guys to keep him safe, that will do. You can leave now.” The man lowered his head after giving those instructions, continuing to look over the documents.

The young fellow did not really understand why the man was acting this way. After all, there was not a soul who was unaware of what happened just a few days ago. All because Madam had partied too hard with a few friends, he had blown his temper over this. Even so, the lad kept his thoughts to himself, he still had to follow his orders. “Roger that, Lieutenant General.” He quickly assigned some people the task of surveilling Madam. If Madam really did do anything excessive, the Lieutenant General would definitely beat them all to death.

After the young fellow left, the man’s brows wrinkled. He looked out the window, he had initially been focused on looking through the documents, the change was slightly unsettling. His expression was still quite calm, it was impossible to decipher what he was thinking inside.

– In a restaurant somewhere –

“Friends are really more caring, right Ah Jin! I really did not make a mistake in befriending you!” A fair-skinned young man was ravenously tearing into a drumstick, his words directed to the man opposite him.

The man called Ah Jin immediately tried to deflect his comment, his hands waving as he said, “Don’t say that Qingqing, don’t thank me. If that Young Master of yours finds out, he will definitely come after me. And if that happens this face of mine will go to waste!”

“What are you afraid of? Isn’t your Shao Jue also around? What can Yang Kuanning do to you? At worst, I’m here to back you up!” said Gu Yueqing fearlessly.

There was another man in the room, who had previously been silent during this exchange, but his next words were filled with scorn. “If you acknowledge your identity as his wife, Yang Kuanning might still listen to you. But if you try to face him head-on, you won’t stand a chance!” Every single word was like an arrow to Gu Yueqing’s heart.

Gu Yueqing’s eyes immediately widened in defiance. If it was not for the fact that Jiang Mo was his childhood friend, he probably would have thrown this half-eaten drumstick of his straight at him.

“Jiang Mo! Don’t make me beat you up!”

“Stop quarreling, just stop! It’s so rare for us to meet up nowadays, can’t we just calmly eat a meal together?” Ah Jin irately rolled his eyes before continuing, “Do you want to go to that Game City to have some fun later?”

“I can’t go, I need to go home.” Jiang Mo cooly rejected his pal’s suggestion, turned around and walked straight out of the restaurant.

“Hmph, this fellow is just scared of his man, let’s forget about him, come on! Let’s go have some fun!” Gu Yueqing giggled as he said this.

“Alright~”

Thus, two small shous, held hands as they happily made their way to Game City for some fun. Neither of them were aware of the tragedy that was about to befall them.

Upon returning home, Jiang Mo calmly made two calls. One to Shao Jue and another to Yang Kunning. And as for what he said to them, let’s just say… it was hardly of any importance…

After spending close to an entire afternoon playing frenziedly at Game City, the two little shous made the brilliant decision to go drink at a bar. There, they exchanged the ‘tragic’ moments of their respective lives.

Alas, Ah Jin had long forgotten the cruel reality of just how much of a crime it was to bring Madam Yang to a bar! What’s more, Shao Jue would not go easy on him either!

In Jiang Mo’s words, those who could not control themselves would end up being relentlessly and limitlessly punished by others.

“My life is too terrible, Yang Kuanning is a beast! He has no idea what control means…”

“Qingqing, we’re two peas in a pod! I’m not that much better off than you!”

“Jiang Mo that rascal! His life is so much better than ours! I refuse to accept thi—ss!”

“Qingqing! I pity you, Yang Kuanning is a soldier. Why were you silly enough to get together with a soldier in the first place?! Isn’t it deathly tiring for you?!”

“F*ck! If you want to call anyone stupid, call yourself that! Why are you still scolding me even when I’m in such a pitiful state!”

…

Thus, just as they arrived at the bar to bring their wives home, both Yang Kuanning and Shao Jue witnessed their wives outrightly scolding them, their faces turned as black as thunder.

As he carried Gu Yueqing out of the bar, Yang Kuanning turned to say, “Shao Jue, keep an eye on your wife.” The pungent aroma of alcohol coming from Gu Yueqing was enough to turn his face even darker.

Shao Jue paid the two troublemakers’ bills before bringing his own wife home.

– At home –

When Yang Kuanning carried Gu Yueqing into their bedroom, his face was blacker than ever. The security guards even forgot their salute when they caught sight of his expression at the front door. Their thoughts were exactly the same…

Madam is done for this time! Not only did he run away, he even went to drink?!

Even so, there were still some people who remained foolishly fearless. Gu Yueqing was wriggling about in Yang Kuanning’s embrace, still uttering complaints, “You can’t even carry someone properly! I feel so uncomfortable right now!”

After they entered their bedroom, Lieutenant General Yang Kuanning threw Madam Yang onto the bed. He moved to take off his belt and strip him naked, he then proceeded to slap Madam Yang’s butt a couple times.

This immediately woke Gu Yueqing up as he pursed his lips saying, “Why are you beating me again? It hurts!”

Yang Kuanning scoffed, “So, you can feel pain… If you can feel pain why did you still dare to go drink at a bar? And you dared to climb over the walls to escape even though you were grounded recently? Did you think I didn’t notice all that? Yet you still went to drink at a bar… Tsk, tsk…”

OH NO! Once Yang Kuanning smiles it means that he’s done for! In a split second, Gu Yueqing escaped to a corner of the bed, his hands covering his butt.

( Madam, what use is it to hide at the corner of the bed? The bed is next…to a wall! If the Lieutenant General gets up onto the bed, you’re completely at his mercy! You had better surrender now!)

“Kuankuan, Ningning, I-I I was wrong! I swear I’ll never do this again!” sobbed Gu Yueqing.

“It’s too late!” Yang Kuanning pounced on him like a starving tiger, growling “Only this form of punishment works on you!”

“N-no, NO! I remember already! Truly…mmm…”

– Afterward –

Gu Yueqing bonelessly laid in Yang Kuanning’s arms, his voice strained as he said, “Yang Kuanning, I want a divorce… This life is too tiring for me…”

“What did you just say? Hmmm?” Yang Kuanning squeezed Gu Yueqing’s butt as he thrust forward, his eyebrow arched ever so slightly.

Sensing that the ‘little lieutenant general’ in his butt was beginning to show signs of recovery, Gu Yueqing hastily explained, “Nothing, I was just rambling nonsense just now! Quick, pull out!” Gu Yueqing felt some discomfort as he moved his butt.

“Alright, but first you have to say this. Yang Kuanning is your man, and you are Yang Kuanning’s madam. If you don’t, then I won’t come out.” Yang Kuanning smiled as he teased him.

“I won’t!!” Gu Yueqing was not having any of it, how could his man have such bad taste!

(In all honesty, this was not bad taste, but in fact mere reality~)

“Mmm, that’s okay! Let’s do it a few more times, yeah?” Yang Kuanning replied as he began to move again.

F-few? A few more times? No way! Gu Yueqing earnestly begged as regret filled him, “Lieutenant General Yang! I was wrong! It was my mistake! I’ll say it, I’ll say it! Yang Kuanning is my man, and I’m Yang Kuanning’s madam! Please don’t do it again! I can’t take it anymore!”

“Too late!”

“I really can’t take it any-moreee, ahh~!”

“You’re speaking so loudly, are you sure you can’t take it anymore? Qingqing, you can take it, all you have to do is be a good shou and enjoy it.” Yang Kuanning’s brows lifted as he laughed.

Poor Gu Yueqing, his thoughts jumbled as ‘tragedy’ befell him. How was this soldierly! He was nothing like a proper Lieutenant General! He was just a brute!!!

And thus, moaning and panting once again filled the room.

~ Fin ~