Chapter 100

### Chapter 99: How to Steal a Woman (1-4)

└ Protector of Gay-Like Twinks: Hey, hit it.

“...”

A person who exuded an incredible presence just by their username became the first to chat on my channel.

└ Protector of Gay-Like Twinks: Ignoring me? Hit it!

And the second.

└ Protector of Gay-Like Twinks: Take off your pants and hit it~

Third.

I couldn't take it anymore and muttered quietly.

“Can't we block this kind of thing?”

I should have said it through communication, but it was so absurd that I accidentally blurted it out.

But the Protector of Gay-Like Twinks got excited and typed a chat in response.

└ Protector of Gay-Like Twinks: F*ck, don't block it!!

“Oh, good info. There is a block function.”

└ Protector of Gay-Like Twinks: No, there isn't!!!

Now he started lying.

‘No, seriously. What am I doing?’

[Stay calm. Though he's incomprehensible, he gives a lot of useful information.]

‘Sigh… my dream of a live stream…’

I held my throbbing head.

Despite the headache, I had a question.

“Why didn't you chat before now?”

It was surprising that he hadn't chatted for over three hours since joining the channel.

What was the reason for the silence of someone as attention-seeking as him?

└ Protector of Gay-Like Twinks: …The last guy reported me.

From what I gathered, the summoner in the previous channel couldn't tolerate the sexual harassment and reported him, resulting in a chat ban for a while.

He eventually got frustrated and came to another channel, but the block didn't lift.

He spent some time summoning fairies to resolve the system issue and only now started chatting.

└ Protector of Gay-Like Twinks: F*ckers… they don't even wear out… so, hit it a bit….

“Obsessed with self-pleasure….”

If someone gets so worked up over a sex video, I can understand… but why specifically to a guy….

Especially a gay guy….

But there's Han Yeoreum, who is incredibly handsome. Why did he come to me?

Not just women, but even gays would like his face.

“Hey, there's a handsome guy who just came. Why don't you hit it with him?”

└ Protector of Gay-Like Twinks: Not my type. So, hit it a bit….

“...”

Obsessed with self-pleasure….

At this point, I'm really curious about what kind of person he is.

“Let's go to the potion shop first….”

└ Protector of Gay-Like Twinks: I'll give you a thousand points, please….

F*ck, a thousand points to self-pleasure? In public?

I might not do it even for a million points.

I pressed the reject button and muttered quietly.

“…Can I call a fairy to report?”

└ Protector of Gay-Like Twinks: …All the twinks should die.

Protector of gay-like twinks….

“I won't report you, so please behave….”

But thanks to Armonia's advice, I didn't report him.

He seemed to take my threat seriously and calmed down.

‘Wow, that's surprising…. He's not leaving.’

I thought he would leave out of pride after being treated so poorly, but he didn't.

I consoled myself (?) and entered the potion shop.

Inside the potion shop, various potions and herbs were lined up with their prices.

Two people caught my eye.

Han Yeoreum and Min Hae-yeon.

..

..

Using the alchemy skill was quite simple.

For example, to make a potion, you place the empty vials (10mL) and ingredients on the ground and activate alchemy.

Like the alchemists in XX….

‘Does this mean he knows something?’

[What do you mean?]

‘No…. It must be a coincidence….’

I muttered through communication and tried to activate alchemy.

When I activated the skill, a hologram appeared in front of me.

I entered the names of the ingredients and the empty vials into the hologram.

After 2-3 seconds of calculation, text appeared.

It seemed the success rate varied depending on the alchemy skill level.

I immediately activated alchemy, and the empty vials and herbs on the ground turned into potions filled with green liquid, accompanied by a bright light.

I felt my mana being drained as alchemy used mana.

‘I need to be careful. If I use alchemy carelessly, I might not have enough mana when I need it later.’

[But the mana required for alchemy is relatively small. You don't need to worry too much.]

As Armonia said, the mana required for alchemy was minimal.

I probably wouldn't have a problem unless I made hundreds of potions.

I made 30 potions using alchemy.

“Wow….”

The party members around me looked surprised and stared at the potions scattered on the ground.

Except for Han Yeoreum.

I wanted to poke and stir his indifferent eyes.

Han Yeoreum, who didn't seem to care about my alchemy, said casually.

“Well, we can save some money on potions. Let's go!”

“Okay~”

In that one sentence, he showed contempt for me and cheerfulness to the women.

What a remarkable guy.

When I entered the potion shop, I met Han Yeoreum's group and received another party invitation.

Han Yeoreum's party consisted of Han Yeoreum, Min Hae-yeon, and three women.

It was clear he disliked men and formed a party only with women.

The three women were also quite attractive.

But why did he invite me, of all people?

My expression must have shown my thoughts, as a chat appeared.

└ Protector of Gay-Like Twinks: Alchemists are really rare and good. Probably the other guys in the channel are clamoring for you to join their party?

Apparently, very few people can choose to be an alchemist.

And even if you can choose, it's not a recommended class.

└ Protector of Gay-Like Twinks: Besides, alchemists don't just make potions. They can mix intangible things too.

“Intangible things?”

└ Protector of Gay-Like Twinks: Yeah, for example, you can mix knowledge + knowledge to create new knowledge. Of course, it will automatically filter out impossible combinations.

Everything in this world is not created from nothing.

Two tangible things can meet and create a new tangible thing, he explained.

Alchemists can do such things.

Alchemists are useful not just in the late game but also in the early game.

In the early game, you don't earn many points, and it's a waste of time to keep going to the village to buy potions.

You can also save a lot of money on potions.

└ Protector of Gay-Like Twinks: But alchemists don't help in combat.

Apart from making potions, there's not much they can do in the early game.

└ Protector of Gay-Like Twinks: So, hit it. I'll give you a thousand points.

“...Oh.”

Here we go again….

I sighed in disbelief and looked around.

People were chatting with each other, probably talking to the channel visitors like me.

And the strange thing….

‘Wow, they're talking, but I can't hear anything at all?’

The voices of those talking to the channel visitors didn't reach my ears.

It's a relief….

Fortunately, I didn't end up becoming a pervert while talking to a pervert.

Not only were the voices muted, but the mouth movements were also altered so that the content couldn't be guessed.

Han Yeoreum, who was leading the way, turned around and smiled warmly at the women.

“Let's go! Just follow me!”

“Wow… Mr. Yeoreum, you're really reliable.”

“Awesome!!”

Everyone's enthusiasm started to rise with Han Yeoreum's encouraging words.

“…You should hurry up too.”

Everyone except me….

..

..

“Let's meet here around noon tomorrow.”

“Okay~”

With Han Yeoreum's final words, today's hunting session ended.

We earned about 12,000 points in a day.

Each of us got 2,000 points and wrapped up the day.

I headed to the Jepiroom Inn where I had booked a room earlier.

One thing I noticed while hunting with the party all day….

‘That guy is really a piece of trash.’

[Are you referring to his abilities or his personality?]

‘Both…. Wait…, do you already know the answer?’

[…Yes. I asked because I thought you might be bored.]

‘F*ck….’

Am I being pampered…. It feels weird….

Anyway….

I was flabbergasted by Han Yeoreum's behavior all day.

He was still acting arrogantly at the front while constantly nagging behind the women.

He was no help in combat and didn't like hiding.

After each battle, he would say to me….

(Wow, alchemist…. You're really useless. I mean, in combat.)

His abilities were recyclable trash, and his personality was non-recyclable trash.

At least the women around him didn't blindly take his side.

They seemed to recognize that making potions was helpful.

They just didn't want to contradict what their crush was saying.

The only one who openly supported me was Min Hae-yeon.

(Stop it. Why are you being so mean to a fellow party member?)

(…Why are you taking his side?)

(Sigh… That's not it.)

Min Hae-yeon said this but ultimately raised both hands and feet.

She apologized to the tantrum-throwing Han Yeoreum.

And Han Yeoreum, feeling awkward after hearing the apology, would apologize in return.

This cycle repeated.

‘Sigh…. He's tall, which makes him even more annoying…’

The bastard keeps looking down at me….

I'm going to go crazy….

I paid 500 points and got a room for the night.

As soon as I lay down on the bed, another chat appeared.

└ Protector of Gay-Like Twinks: Finally, it's time to hit it.

“…I'm going to go crazy. I won't hit it.”

└ Protector of Gay-Like Twinks: …You're a prick?

If you don't hit it, you're a prick.

“I graduated from hitting it a long time ago. I won't do it anymore.”

Honestly, hitting it isn't that great.

I don't like doing it in public because it interferes with my mission.

Thinking about it, I haven't masturbated once since I did it with Viola.

└ Protector of Gay-Like Twinks: Haha, you're crazy. How can you graduate from hitting it? People will think you're a womanizer. Haha.

“Huh? I'm good with women.”

└ Protector of Gay-Like Twinks: You're a tough one. I like that.

“…Really? Is it okay? Don't cancel it at the last minute!”

└ Protector of Gay-Like Twinks: Haha, you're crazy. But no women. I have to approve the looks. And you can't buy women with points.

I pressed the mission accept button and shouted.

“…Okay! Call!”

└ Protector of Gay-Like Twinks: Really accepted? Do you look in the mirror? Haha.

“Ah, we'll see.”

I smiled bitterly and communicated.

‘Anyway, it will reset when I regress, right?’

[Yes.]

‘But it's motivating to have something like this.’

With renewed enthusiasm, I started setting goals.

Even though the mission will reset with regression, I can't just laugh it off.

I need to break the regression.

Lying on the bed, I replayed the video of the situation before the regression.

└ Protector of Gay-Like Twinks: ??? Why are you spacing out suddenly?

That guy couldn't see the video Armonia sent.

“I'm making a plan. A plan.”

└ Protector of Gay-Like Twinks: Plan, my ass. Haha. If you hit it now, I'll let you off.

“…Ah, I'm serious. Please be quiet at night.”

└ Protector of Gay-Like Twinks: I'm so bored….

I ignored the Protector of Gay-Like Twinks and focused on the video again.

I was watching the boss battle from the 5th regression.

‘Time… stop… blessing…. Hmm?’

But what caught my eye wasn't related to regression.

It was a magic circle.

The magic circle I hastily drew in a critical situation….

“…Alchemy can combine anything, right?”

└ Protector of Gay-Like Twinks: Well, there are impossible combinations, but if it's possible, it will automatically combine.

I drew a magic circle on a piece of paper on the desk in the room.

I tried to draw the mana drain magic circle I learned before.

Drawing a magic circle on a small piece of paper was challenging, reminding me of how I usually just conceptualize them.

After drawing the magic circle, I immediately activated alchemy, and a hologram appeared in front of me.

I entered the materials there.

‘Bored, anything… Ah, there was a subordinate skill.’

I wondered if it would work, given how poorly I had written it.

“It works.”

The text of the magic circle I wanted appeared.

I immediately activated the alchemy skill.

When the synthesis was complete, a piece of paper fluttered and landed on the ground.

I carefully picked up the paper and examined its contents.

The magic circle I had drawn was gone, replaced by a new one.

But it looked very different from other magic circles.

I looked at the strange magic circle on the paper and communicated.

‘…A rune?’

It had a simple appearance but resembled the runes I had seen before.