Chapter 4–On the First Day of Being a Panda

Ji Wuxiu carefully recalled the various actions of the panda on the video, recalling for a long time, he could only think of the panda lying on a tree branch with a silly face looking at the distance.

Or leaning on a stone to focus on eating a bamboo, the little feet swaying constantly. Every action is natural, there is no need to deliberately sell cuteness.

Ji Wuxiu had no way to start, and scratched his head anxiously.

The system seems to be unable to see the former, prompting:【Ding! It is recommended that the host lure it with your cute little eyes!】

Ji Wuxiu’s eyes lit up, and the panda’s paws started rubbing it’s eyes until he felt his eyes watery, before putting down his paws and making a woeful sound to attract the spotted deer.

Sika deer frightened back: “…”

After a moment of silence, the system’s dry voice sounded:【Ding! Selling meng is invalid, the creature’s IQ is too low, and there is no cute aesthetic in it’s mind.】

Ji Wuxiu was stunned, and then frantically slapped the ground, making an angry roar, “Then you still let me sell meng!”

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The system stopped talking and started to play dead.

The sika deer was startled by Ji Wuxiu’s anger, and because of it’s timid nature, it immediately jumped to a distance and fled. It could no longer be seen.

The wind swirled around the leaves, and fluttered.

Ji Wuxiu’s mood at the moment is like this leaf, full of sadness.

What’s wrong with this world?

Why is the image of a panda selling Meng by its strength has been frustrating and repeatedly failed here.

For Ji Wuxiu, who is a cheerful person, this is undoubtedly the most bleak period in his career.

So tired, he don’t want to sell meng anymore.

Ji Wuxiu vented out his anger at the grass beside him by pulling it. He chewed it in his mouth for a while. The taste of the grass filled his mouth, which made Ji Wuxiu’s mood much better.

Forget it, I’m not selling meng anymore!

The system has been silent the whole time, for fear of causing Ji Wuxiu to be unhappy.

At this moment, Ji Wuxiu put his arms together and lay down, still chewing the grass carelessly in his mouth, and his furry face was as adorable as before, full of cuteness.

Ji Wuxiu’s mouth moved regularly, and soon, he ate up most of the grass.

The sun soon set down on the mountain, and the forest that was originally covered with golden rays gradually changed from romantic to gloomy.

Ji Wuxiu looked at his fluffy body, rubbed the fur standing upright and climbed up. He was slightly worried and said to the system: “System, it’s already dark.”

The playing-dead system suddenly went alive in a second:【Ding! It is recommended that the host find a safe hiding place as soon as possible and spend this dangerous night in the forest.】

Ji Wuxiu was silent, and his silly face showed a little dissatisfaction. “As a system, don’t you have any advantage?”

Even if he was wearing this animal skin, he was still a human who was afraid of the forest at night.

Not to mention that after experiencing the two failures of selling meng, he has lost confidence in himself. Living in such a dangerous forest is not just a matter of play. Life cannot be taken carelessly.

The system was also a little guilty:【It was all an accident.】

Ji Wuxiu didn’t want to argue with the system about this meaningless thing anymore. He was nervous and looked around saying, “Do you know what dangerous creatures are nearby?”

After all, this is not the earth anymore. He doesn’t know if there are strange things in this place.

【Ding! This system is just for you to upgrade by selling meng, I am not responsible for other businesses.】

Ji Wuxiu was silent for a while, taking a deep breath, and suppressed the forthcoming anger. Now is not the time to be angry.

“System, don’t you have anything like novice protection?”

The system is impassioned and with a touch of pride:【Ding! This system is designed to sell Meng … No need for any novice protection, the method is relying on Meng to reach the pinnacle of life. What golden finger? What immortality? Those are not as fast as selling Meng to upgrade.】

Ji Wuxiu was speechless.

The night was getting deeper, and Ji Wuxiu couldn’t care about anything else. He quickly began to search for a place to stay. Fortunately, his new body would not be affected by the night, otherwise he would not dare to walk around.

Soon a dead tree hole caught Ji Wuxiu’s attention. The hole was of the right size and suitable for hiding.

Ji Wuxiu’s eyes lit up, and with a small unstable step, he ran over. The flesh on his body fluttered and looked quite fluffy. He wasn’t close to the tree hole yet when a scent of fragrance drifted and a whimper came that contains the meaning of warning.

This scent is familiar.

Ji Wuxiu continued to sniffed with his nose, reminiscing of the strange but familiar scent, his silly face was full of bewilderement for the first time on being a panda.

After a while, the memory search failed.

Ji Wuxiu slowly looked around the tree hole and the hole seemed to be bottomless. Just thinking that there might be unknown creatures hidden inside, he felt horrified, and the idea of wanting to find out suddenly disappeared.

Exhausted, he decided to forget it.

An unknown existence is the most terrifying.

He couldn’t explain it inexplicably on the first day and gave up the tree hole. Ji Wuxiu decisively left, and continued to look for a second place to hide.

Looking for a long time, where there are holes suitable for hiding, there is a strange but warning smell. Ji Wuxiu comforted himself that he could not do something about the dove occupying the nest, and decisively left again.

Of course, he firmly refused to admit that he was afraid to face the creatures in the hole. He was not afraid of fighting. He was just afraid that he could not fight … the other party, provoking others to be beaten.

Whether he is a man or a panda, he can flex his arms and fight with it.

After a period of silence, the system finally couldn’t help but reminded:【Host, Panda has a talent for climbing trees.】

Ji Wuxiu also followed the silence.

—Almost forgot.

The panda seems to have zero combat power and it is clumsy and slow. It seems it can stumble even a few steps, but that can’t hide that the panda is a fighting race. It is almost vicious that even a wolf dare not mess with it.

More importantly, as a clumsy-looking panda, it is actually a little tree climber, and its limbs can be as flexible as humans.

Ji Wuxiu looked up and quickly locked on a tree.

The trunk of this tree is thick and lush, and it looks very strong. It should be able to bear his weight.

After the evaluation, Ji Wuxiu rubbed his paw and straightened his waist.

Finally, Ji Wuxiu did not forget to do a few warm-up exercises.

After the warm-up, Ji Wuxiu exhaled slightly, the silly panda’s face was dignified. The panda’s paw was carefully attached to the trunk, then the claws were clasped tightly, and his whole body was forced to climb upward …

After a few seconds of struggle, the black and white creature began to pant, and it’s silly face was full of disbelief.

—This is impossible!

Other pandas have successfully climbed a tree, why can’t he do it?

Ji Wuxiu climbed again, this time using both arms and feet.

Obviously, every muscle on his whole body is working hard, but he don’t know whether it is because his body is too fat, but Ji Wuxiu still tossed a few times and still couldn’t climb up. His hind foot was desperately pedaling, but still, he was slowly sliding down and sitting on the ground with his buttock.

Ji Wuxiu couldn’t believed it, and asked the system in his heart: “Are you sure the panda’s tree-climbing skills are applicable with me?”

In the video, there are so many giant pandas climbing trees and turning their heads around. How come they are all wasteful on me?

The tone of the system is also in doubt:【This is impossible……】

Regardless of whether it is impossible or not, Ji Wuxiu refused to admit that he could not do it.

He never gave up when he was a man.

The same is true of being a panda.

Suddenly, the pupils in the big eyes were burning with fire, and the black and white creature seemed to roar three times. The claws were desperately clasped into the tree, the arms were tightened and then pushed hard. The eyes suddenly lifted…

It was already llate to continue to climb up, and Ji Wuxia finally climbed to the book fork nearly half a meter high from the ground. He rode carefully on the branch, leaning his chest against the trunk and tilted his head on the leaves. His face is vicissitudes and lifeless.

—So tired.

Ji Wuxiu shook his arms and little feet dangling in the air, fully explaining what it’s looks to be lazy.

As night go deep, the stars flickered, and there was a bright moon in the middle, but this bright moon was completely different from the earth, because it turned out to be blood red.

Ji Wuxiu was so surprised that he quickly called on the system: “System, this is is really not the earth.”

The system was silent for a few seconds, and it seemed to be thinking of something. Then a cold and unsteady sound was heard:【Host … Are you sad?】

Recalling the previous sad appearance of the host, the system still has a lingering fear.

Ji Wuxiu was at a loss for three seconds before he realized the meaning of what the system said. He suddenly fell silent, and then said to the system in his heart: “It’s not that I’m not sad, but I can’t go back.”

【Ding! At this point, you can rest assured that although the Selling Meng is not as fancy as other systems, this system also comes with a traversal function. As long as you upgrade to a full level, you can return to the earth!】

Full level?

Ji Wuxiu straightened up quickly, “As long as I work hard to upgrade to the full level?”

The black and white creature suddenly have a hope in the eyes, as if the previous depression was swept away, leaving only the fighting spirit.

【Correct! So the host need to cheer up, this system is optimistic about you!】

Ji Wuxiu suddenly put down his worry. Although he knew that the so-called full level must be very difficult, but at least he had goals and hopes, even if it was difficult to achieve …it was better than the effort of seeing no hope.

—

Ji Wuxia seep well all night.

The forest was filled with mist , and it filled it, and could hardly see the sight in the distance.

And on a certain branch, there is a fur ball that seems to grow on the tree. The black and white fur color makes it stand out in this green forest.

The little panda laaid on the branch of the tree and slept very sweetly.

Even though it’s eyes were closed, the dark circles made it look as if it was not asleep, and the drooping innocent eyes made it look so dejected and lifeless.

When the sunlight fell on the forest, the mist dissipates, the cold forest finally comes alive, and all living things begin a busy day for survival.

The creature on the tree branch also moved, slowly crawling up, rubbing its eyes awkwardly, and making a long, humming sound, as if muttering something.

“System, what time is it?”

【Ding! Host, you have been sleeping for twelve hours and it is now noon.】

The black and white fur ball was startled and ask unbelievable: “I actually slept for so long?”

The tone of the system is reasonable:【This is normal. The lazier the panda is, the more adorable it will be. If you change to a human, you will be scorned if you are lazy and greedy.】

Ji Wuxiu: “I’ve been taught …”