Ore no Real to Netgame ga Love Comedy ni Shinshokusare Hajimete Yabai Volume 2 Chapter 4 part1

(Not good, it become hard to live in reality 2)

PART 1

The sunlight streamed in through the gap of curtains, a refreshing

sparrow’s cry woke me up. A comfortable morning.

That was my ideal morning, but that’s not going to happen in my morning.

After all, because I immersed myself in online world until late every

night, I slept like a log after logging out.

The alarm had ringed many times as I repeatedly hit the snooze button, and

even in the verge of being late to school, I didn’t feel like waking up. Since

there also wasn’t a person to wake me up, it became a habit to have a thrilling

morning.

I was also half asleep this morning, even if it’s about getting late in

time, I didn’t move my body.

However, something is odd.

I couldn’t help feeling it’s different from the usual.

For example, a soft hair that ticked my nose, and a shampoo fragrance.

The warmth sensation that I felt around my bosom wasn’t mine.

This was probably―――――

I panickedly freed myself of the quilt, and raised half of my body.

The one who fell onto the bed was my little sister who just recently

returned, Sagimiya Rio or in game, Ricotta.

“Nowa!? You, what are you doing there!”

“N….? N,n….Unya~”

She sleepily rub her eyes with her hand, stretched out her limbs and

woke up like a cat. As ever, her silver hair was the same as in online, and a

cat ears headband was attached to her head.

Though you could took it off when sleeping….Eh, it’s not the time for

that!

“Aa, Knight-sama, good morning nya.”

“Good mor…. Can you stop calling me Knight-sama in real life?”

“But I don’t want to call you Riel-tan nya.”

“The usual is fine. There are various like “Onii-chan” or “An-chan” or

“Onii-sama”.”

“Then…. I’ll call you “Keitan” nya.”

“You don’t hear what I’m saying huh!”

“After all, if I call you onii-chan, then automatically Ricotta’ll

become your little sister….”

“As I said, you are my real little sister, aren’t you! This is the truth

you can’t deny. Why do you get out of the rail?”

“Then, will you allow me to call you “Nii” nya?”

“Somehow, it sounds like a cat’s cry, but it’s barely okay…..maybe?

Rather, I almost forget after having a long talk with you, but why are you

sleeping here?”

“Why….. you don’t remember nya?”

“….Heh?”

“C, cruel. Sniffle… To think that Nii doesn’t remember about that

fired-up hot night last night nya…. Even though it’s Ricotta’s first time nya…”

“E…..Eeeeeeeeeeeee!?”

What what? I didn’t remember anything?

There’s no way I would lay my hands on my real little sister.

Ricotta stared at me with moist eyes. Camisole that dropped from her

shoulder, white long legs stretched out from her short pants and thrown from

the bed. That was strangely captivating.

“Uoooooooooo, Though I’m unconscious, to think I bring my hands to a

crime-grade affairrrrr, huh? Isn’t it strange? If I really did arrive on that

situation, then I should’ve fainted, right? It shouldn’t be possible for me to

do the deed.”

“Nyafufufufu….. I have a way myself. For example, when you lose

consciousness….”

“It….It can’t be!?”

I hurriedly pulled my sleepwear trousers down and checked my pants. No, even

I checked my pants, that didn’t mean anything……

“Unya!? Whwha, what are you doing nya!”

“N?”

As I raised my head, Ricotta timidly covered her face with both hands.

While she’s at it, her face was red. I would be puzzled if she sneaked a look

at my trunk through the gap between her fingers.

This person shouldn’t be like that.

By the way, this silver-haired catgirl, she could push really strong and

yet I remembered she’s strangely weak when it came to this.

Before, she barged in when I was changing clothes and she became really

embarrassed.

For the time being, I was relieved that I didn’t become a criminal.

“Hey, I already pull it back so it’s okay now.”

“R, really nya?”

Ricotta frightenedly peeked at here through the gap between her fingers.

Perhaps she had checked it and calmed down, she heaved a sigh of relief and

lowered her hands.

I said this to her.

“Please stop saying those unfunny jokes.”

Maybe it got on her nerves, Ricotta puffed her cheeks.

“It’s not a joke nya. Based on established fact, because I marry Nii

nya.”

“Well, that’s the thing in zzzzzzzZX right. There’s no relation to

fact.”

“What’re you saying nya! If we marry in online, then it’s natural that

we also marry in offline nya.”

“No way!”

“That’s nya nya alien’s tradition nya.”

“Don’t use your alien setting just for your convenience! That’s banned!”

“Ueeeeeee!?”

“Don’t be surprised too much.”

“I, if you ban that, I’m a bit troubled…”

“It’s better for you to be banned to do that much! If not, then netgame

is banned!”

“Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!?”

Holding her silver head, Ricotta uttered a sudden loud cry. In addition,

she trembled greatly.

“T, that’s impossible nya. Nii, pardon me, pardon me.”

“Where are you from! Hmm, I’m curious, usually from where do you

access?”

“N…? Ricotta’s room nya right? Originally I have PC, so I just need to

buy ESG nya.”

“I see. Then, let’s cut the circuit that’s connected to you room.”

“!?”

Ricotta’s mouth stiffened with “Ga“.

I became a little worried.

“Y, you’re that shocked…..? Well, even though I say banned? For you not

to realize that it’s your freedom to protect or not to protect, it very

Rio-like…..”

“Ha!? I, I’ve been fooled nya! Cruel nyan, cruel nyan! Cat ears

attaaaaack!”

As she said that, she brought her ear to my nose and tickled me.

“It’s ticklish! Itchy! I, I will sneeze…..hebushi *sneeze sfx*!!”

And then for some reason, she also cutely sneezed like it’s contagious.

“Hepuchi.”

“Why!?”

“Ui, I’ve opened my eyes now nyan. Since I was diverted to that terrible

talk, I almost forget about the main talk nyan.”

Suddenly, Ricotta’s expression turned into a serious one.

“I have considered various things, but it can’t be helped nyan….If, if

it comes to this, I could only use my real power nyan.”

Saying that, she showed her exposed white shoulder, and approached me

with her face burned in embarrassment.

“E, Wh-what?? What are you doing!? H, Hold-hold-hold on!”

Her delicate fingers crawled towards my chest, and twined around my

neck.

Of course, ‘that’ in my body started to react like a boiling hot water.

It’s the usual thing, but I was in

pinch!

And, at that time I thought of a good

idea.

Here, I’d better made use of her

early naivety.

Doing that, she would certainly

escape after saying “Kyaa”.

Aa however, it had one problem.

The act of lowering my trousers,

and showing my pants to my real little sister, no matter how much I think about

it, the hurdle is too high.

A pervert!! A pervert!!

The common sense that lived inside

me pointed its finger and condemned me.

Mumumu…..When I was unable to

decide about that matter,

“Ni, Nii….Be prepared for it!”

“Owa!?”

Ricotta daringly put all her body

weight to me. Bearing her weight, my back collided with a chest of drawers that

situated behind.

Be prepared! If it’s like that, my

life would be taken away, you know?

For some reason, in the end of her

sentence, she forgot to add her cat language speciality. That seemed to happen

because she was so nervous.

However, I thought about the gate of death before.

Maybe it’s my back that collided or it’s a drawer, either way I was

lucky. Exploring the inside of drawer with my hand, I grabbed a plenty of

trunks and threw them to Ricotta like a hanasakajii-san.

(TL : 花咲爺さん = hanasakajii-san (The

grandpa who made flowers bloom), it’s a Japanese fairy tales)

It’s not like the flowers would

bloom by doing that. Well, there’s a flower pattern pants….

Eh, it’s not the time for that.

Conclusion.

It was an instant effect.

The moment the

falling-cherry-blossom-pattern pants entered Ricotta’s vision,

“Nii’s……..papapapa,pa…….apapapap“

As she said that, she began to get

distracted.

Now is my chance! I gathered only

my necessary belongings and got out from the room.

Looking at the time, I was barely

late.

I hurriedly changed my clothes in

living room, without bringing breakfast, I left my house.

Needless to say, I let her be.

×××

Since my favorite transport had

been fully repaired, it’s been a while that I went to school by bike.

As usual, I passed by tennis court

of the famous princess school 【St.

Lucrace All-girls high school】. To

get to my school. It’s a way that I had to pass.

The street was designed like that.

Otto, ahead was approximately 20

meters.

A person who appeared to be the

all-girls school’s student was in the way of the bicycle and making an imposing

stance.

It’s dangerous. Pedestrians should

walk on the footpath.

However, since I would bump into

her if I kept going like this, I protruded a little to car’s way and get to the

side――――

“Tte, it’s hurt!”

Suddenly, something hit the back of my head and rebounded, then fell

onto the shoulder of the road.

That was a yellow tennis ball.

“Wait, why do you ignore me! You absolutely do it on purpose!”

An irritated voice poked my back.

I’d no choice so I stopped my bike

and turned around. There was a girl who wore a uniform and stared at me with a

swollen face.

Naturally, she’s the one who made

an imposing stance earlier and blocked the way. She’s Hime.

“How do I say it, I’m tired of

trouble again…”

“Ha? Even though we encounter each

other when you go to school!”

“Encounter each other?”

“….!? T, that’s right, encounter

each other! If not, you will stuck your face to the fence again, and peeked at our

students with filthy eyes, right?”

“When do I do such thing!?”

“That’s why I’m guarding, gurading!

By no means I do it to meet Keita who goes to school every day, okay?

Absolutely…….Ha!?”

“Etto….That.”

“If you take it in strange way, I

will kill you, okay?”

“….sorry.”

I really want to change my way to

school, but I couldn’t go if I didn’t pass by this street.

I felt depressed when I think I had

to go to school while being terrified every day.

“And, who is that girl?”

“That girl?”

Hime saw my behind with an unhappy

eyes. That’s why I promptly turned around.

And then behind me 10 meters. In

the shadow of electric pole, there was a curled-hair girl that stood with her bicycle.

This atmosphere, this situation, I

felt like I had encountered it somewhere recently…. Well, not like I care about

that thing now.

That girl was Misaki-san, my

classmate and the one that I suspect to be my stalker.

“Ge….”

Seeing my face, she returned a smile.

Perhaps…… she was in the middle of stalking me now!?

I didn’t notice it until now, but did I always being watched like this??

“That girl….She’s called Misaki-san, the same class with me. That…”

“Good morning, Sagimiykun.”

“Hyaao!?”

Maybe she realized that she had been found out, she came to my side and

drew closer to the extent our arms were touching. Hime who saw that squinted

her eyes and glared at her.

Before Hime said something, Misaki-san opened her mouth first.

“This girl, she is the one who supplies ice cream to Sagimiykun,

right?”

“The person is in front of you, why you ask me! Or rather, you saw that

too!?”

“S, supply….!?”

Hime was slightly trembling, but Misaki-san completely ignored her and

continued.

“Didn’t I say that I know everything about Sagimiykun? This morning,

you even lowered your trousers and showing your pants to your real little

sister right.”

“How, how, how do you know!?”

“Wha….!? Is, is that real!? You….”

While her face was flushed, she pointed a finger at me, precisely a pose

that said “A pervert!”

“N, no, it’s a bit exaggerated, but basically it’s not wrong….”

“So you do it, right?”

“….Yes.”

“By the way after that, like Hanasakijii-san he throw many panties-“

“Hey, what do you want to do!? Do you want to obliterate me in

society!?”

Really, I’m scared at Misaki-san’s stalking ability (?).

However, exploring those detailed things about me, what did she really

want to do? Moreover, saying something that harmed my reputation.

There, Misaki-san,

“This kind of pervert, you better don’t come closer to him, you know?”

Said that with serious look.

I said “Ee?” and Hime also said “Ee?”

Furthermore, she still continued.

“In school, Sagimiykun is also a lolicon who read a book where a

little girl is doing indecent things, Mahou youjo? Every day, he kisses his

body pillow that was printed with that girl in ero pose, even among perverts,

he’s a pretty high level pervert right?”

“….”

Not youjo, it’s shoujo! She’s totocal Konohchan! I couldn’t talk back

like that.

Everything is right after all….

Somehow, I became downhearted….

At that time. The looks in Misaki-san’s eyes changed.

“Since Sagimiykun is a terrible and dangerous pervert, from now on

Misaki will continuously monitoring him so you can be relieved. That’s why

you’re not needed, don’t come close to Sagimiykun. Because it’s dangerous.

Then, goodbye forever.”

Saying that, Misaki pulled and dragged my arm.

“Ho, Hold on!? Misaki-san!?”

Hearing my bewildered voice, Hime’s consciousness finally returned to

reality.

“Wait!”

“There’s still more?”

Asking back, Misaki-san’s eyes were seriously scary.

How do I put it, like she could kill with her stare.

Somewhat faltered, Hime retreated a step back but soon she recovered.

“Ke, Keita is not a pervert to that extent like you’ve said!”

Do you want to be a lawyer for me? Hime-sama!

“Well maybe….sometimes his eyes become excited after seeing me, his

blood boils up, and let out a beast-like voice….”

No no no! That’s your delusion!

“But, he is generally a good person!”

Unusually hearing a praise from her mouth, my heart skipped a beat.

“That’s wrong. Before this, in front of school gate and being seen by

many students, he groped my chest, you know?”

“G,g…groped!?”

Hime bent herself backwards and looked like about to faint.

“I, Idiot, what are you saying!? That’s completely an accident!”

“An intentional crime that disguised as an accident.”

“It’s not disguised!!”

Hime who became dizzy just now fixed her posture. She faintly laughed.

Huh? She stood up earlier than usual?

“Fu…. When I was thinking what you want to say, it’s just that. To Keita,

that kind of thing is just like a greeting. After all, with just saying “Good

morning”, five people would be like a beast that were impregnated.”

“W, what!?”

“What creature do you think I am!? And why you take it seriously,

Misaki-san!?”

“If your chest just being groped by Keita, it won’t become a crime. That’s

why you don’t need to monitor him.”

Hime puffed out her chest and said it with full of confidence.

What kind of special right I had?

However even so, Misaki-san didn’t withdraw.

“But Sagimiykun….. does some irretrievable thing that was silly to

Misaki in the past, you know?”

Contrary to her usual

cheerfulness, her expression unusually became painted in red.

I panicked.

It can’t be…. She was going to say

what happened on that day?

On high school ceremony day, that

incident happened which became trigger that awakened my FTDS.

“W, what? What irretrievable thing?”

Aa look, now Hime became curious.

“It’s nothing, it’s nothing, it’s

not a big deal.”

Facing behind, Misaki-san trembled in

astonishment.

“E, no, I don’t mean that! Though it’s a big deal.”

“”Which is it!!””

Being questioned by the two people in this street, it took at least one

hour.

That being said, we were tremendously late that day.