Chapter 1

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Hey gamers, I had too much time on my hands at uni so I decided to use my powers for good and try some translating. The first chapter leans heavily on MTL and the later chapters I try more to adapt the MTL based on the original text. I also tend to lean more towards clarity vs faithfulness to the original text which I hope people can bear with me for. This is my first time doing something like this.

Let me know if there are any mistakes. I kinda got bored of editing this after awhile…. Also all the thanks to my Chinese classmate who helped me when I thought I was gonna go crazy xx

“8:00, East Gate’s Hot Pot Restaurant.”

Gu Chengxi glanced at a text message, replied back an OK gesture, put on a helmet and stepped onto the new bike in the store, and drove into the wind towards X University.

The hot pot restaurant at the uni’s east gate was particularly good and on Sunday, if it weren’t for his two roommates coming in early to snag a spot, they might have had to line up for two hours.

There were four people in their dormitory room, three of whom were 1s, and the remaining one was an introverted straight man who never joined group activities, so dinner became a three-man affair.

Gu Chengxi stood at the door of the crowded hot pot restaurant, looking around the hot and steamed-up room, saw Zhang Yunping raise his hand and wave at him from a corner near the window.

Zhang Yunping was wearing a white sweater today. The collar was high and covered half of his chin. He pulled the collar and said, “Gu Chengxi, here.”

Li Hanjiang, another roommate who was sitting opposite Zhang Yunping, was red-faced and told Zhang Pingyun about his two days of fun. When Gu Chengxi came over, he pressed the man down into a seat excitedly, pouring him a glass of beer, and continued,

“Dude, the day before yesterday I went to the dorm bathroom to take a bath and I met a sexy zero. His ass was so fine, I couldn’t help but stare at it. He was waving it towards me, like no-one else was around and was kneeling there on the floor … it was something. “

Gu Chengxi frowned and looked down at his phone, automatically blocking out his crude words.

He was just pretending to look at his phone and didn’t expect Zhang Pingyun to send him a message.

Zhang Pingyun: “He is too obscene. This guy is such a waste of a pretty face. I regret coming out to eat with him.”

Gu Chengxi said with a smile, “If you came here to eat, just eat.”

“Hey, listen to me. Why are you looking at your phone?” Li Hanjiang pulled on Gu Chengxi’s sleeve, and after Gu Chengxi gave him a cold glance, he pulled back his head and turned to look at Zhang Pingyun, “Well, do you think our dormitory’s Lin Daiyu1 is bent? “

Zhang Pingyun shuddered, “Don’t just call him anything, he’s called Su Shi.”

“I didn’t make it from nothing. You can see how powerful he looks. The facial features and everything have a classical beauty, especially those eyes that are slender and pointed upwards, and are like a … Oh, I forgot how that saying goes. I have no culture and I can only use Lin Daiyu to describe him. ” Li Hanjiang shook his head. “Last time I saw him unpacking a courier box of cosmetics. Why would a straight guy buy so many cosmetics? ”

“Maybe he bought it for his girlfriend.” Zhang Pingyun smiled and handed Gu Chengxi a set of cutlery. “He is really weak and has a soft personality. Don’t bully him.”

“Oi, oi.” Li Hanjiang smiled boorishly. “Not only does his face look good, but his small waist is also very thin. Every day I see him bending down to pick up things, and I want to hold him by the waist and fuck him hard. Even if he is a straight man, once he’s been done enough times and been fucked dry, I don’t need him to fall in love with me as well. “

Gu Chengxi frowned and threw his chopsticks on the table. “Come on, eat. Don’t keep hounding on about that all the time. There is a straight man in your dorm now, so you have to have some decency.”

Li Hanjiang snorted. “Don’t pretend to be indifferent. I don’t believe you don’t want to fuck him.”

Gu Chengxi returned to him with a cold hum, “I’m not interested in straight men”

Because Li Hanjiang didn’t take long to eat, they soon disbanded.

The three people spread out in a row, paying no mind to one another as they walked towards the dorms.

They met a lot of students along the way, and no matter the department they were from, the students turned around to look at the men.

“Hey, is that dorm 508? So handsome!”

“Yes, all the idols in the uni are there, I really want to apply to move into their dorm!”

“Wake up, you’re a woman!”

…

Whenever Li Hanjiang saw someone greet him, he responded with a smile, as if the obscenity in the hot pot restaurant was just an illusion.

Gu Chengxi kept his cold facade, and fully demonstrated the meaning of a lofty male god.

“Well, I won’t come back to the dorm tonight.” Li Hanjiang sent a message as he walked, “I’ll take some condoms and go.”

Gu Chengxi glanced at him and didn’t speak.

Zhang Pingyun laughed and quipped, “Don’t over do it, and die in the sack.

As the two men pushed open the bedroom door and walked in, they saw a girl in a pink traditional-style skirt, holding a fan in her hand which was half-covering her mouth, and her white, glossy skin was flushed with blush. Her eyes were made-up, twice as large as usual, and her eyelashes curled like a deer. Her eyes were piercing to the heart with cuteness.

In addition, the room was still lit with incense and smoke, and the three seemed to have entered a fairyland and bumped into a fairy sister. Although all three of them were bent they couldn’t help looking at the fairy’s face a few more times.

“No, I’m sorry.” Li Hanjiang was still polite in front of people he was unfamiliar with. He turned around and pushed the two people out. As soon as the door was closed, Gu Chengxi pointed to the door number, “It’s the right no.508 and the right men’s room.”

“Ah?” Li Hanjiang froze for a second, “Huh, is that Su Shi?!”

Gu Chengxi didn’t feel good about it but it was too late when he tried to pull Li Hanjiang back as he opened the door and rushed in. The hooligan caught Su Shi’s chin, “Ah, no wonder you didn’t go to dinner with us. Daring to do this kind of thing in the room alone ~ “

Su Shi was live broadcasting and was scared by the three of them just now. When he turned around to shut down the computer, Li Hanjiang had rushed into the room again. Su Shi tried quickly to unplug the network cable directly but he got the wrong plug and pulled the headset out.

Li Hanjiang’s voice passed through the microphone and was changed into a cute girl’s voice by the voice changer, which came out from the speaker again. The male and female voices mixing together was particularly funny.

“I-, I’m not -, let me explain.” Su Shi actually dressed up as a girl with make up, and when he went to college he became afraid of being treated as a pervert by his roommates. He only dared to dress up while these people were away. Who knew why there would be such a big accident today? In his anxiety, his eyes turned red, for fear they would see him as a pervert, and he tried to go offline while explaining, but his hand was caught by Li Hanjiang.

“Hey, I actually said just earlier that you look like Lin Daiyu and you really look so pretty.” Li Hanjiang grabbed his hand and touched it. “It really is more tender than the average man.”

“Let go.” Su Shi was timid, and so scared his voice was wavering.

Gu Chengxi couldn’t stand it anymore, and pulled Li Hanjiang away. “Okay, don’t tease him, weren’t you going to go out? Go on then.”

Li Hanjiang has long been eyeing Su Shi but he suffered from the fact that the other person was a straight man so it would not be easy to get something going. Now he could set his desires free.

However, Gu Chengxi intentionally guarded Su Shi and he could not beat Gu Chengxi, so he turned around and hugged Zhang Pingyun’s shoulders, teasing Su Shi, “I didn’t expect to be the same as us, also bent. Wanna try it with me? Wanna have a go? I’m especially well-hung~ ”

Su Shi had just turned off the computer, and when he heard that, he choked out of shock. He pulled his head back, looking at Li Hanjiang and Zhang Pingyun. He recalled that they were gay, and quickly explained, “I’m straight.”

As he spoke, he was subconsciously hiding behind Gu Chengxi.

At first he was afraid that the beastly Li Hanjiang would rush to get at his little chrysanthemum. Second, he thought that what Li Hanjiang said did not include Gu Chengxi. He assumed that the Gu Chengxi in front of him was also straight.

“Okay, let’s go out, you change your clothes first.” Zhang Pingyun dragged Li Hanjiang out of the dorm.

Gu Chengxi glanced at Su Shi, and Su Shi froze then began to undress.

“Wait a minute, I’ll go out, too.” Gu Chengxi turned and left, but heard Su Shi weakly say, “It’s all right, we’re all guys, no need to overthink its.”

His voice was like a frightened little animal, quavering and sounding hurt.

Gu Chengxi liked exactly this weak type of guy. He thought that Su Shi knew that he was also gay, but Su Shi was only cautious towards the other two and let him stay. Was it a gesture of goodwill?

Gu Chengxi turned his head just to see Su Shi’s undulating chest, and his heart skipped a beat.

Oh my god! This little thing is gonna seduce me! AND, he was using such a clumsy method, he didn’t rush to kiss up to him, and didn’t confess, but implicitly let him stay behind to watch him change his clothes. So cute!

The author has something to say:

Gu Chengxi: “He likes me! What do I do? Just say yes, or hesitate and then say yes?”

Su Shi: “Fortunately Gu Chengxi is a straight man, otherwise it would be terrible for me to be the only straight guy in the dormitory.”

Su Shi: “No, since you guys only got interested in me while I was wearing women’s clothes, you should be straight!”

Everyone: “No, we see that that’s what you think but it has nothing to do with you dressing like a woman or not!”

1 Female character from The Dream of the Red Chamber that wiki describes as “well-educated, intelligent, witty and beautiful young woman of physical frailness who is somewhat prone to occasional melancholy”

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