Chapter 3

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This has had less proofreading than the other chapters, which will be the theme from here on out xxx Also, there are a few lines in here that I never got round to double checking with someone else so I hope that the English doesn’t stray to far from reality. Happy reading, dudes

While they were eating, Su Shi’s mobile phone kept ringing.

“Sorry, too many private messages.” Su Shi muted his phone, planning to return home then check the messages.

“Are you still an internet celebrity?” Gu Chengxi looked at the good-looking guy, certain he must be a well-known streamer. “When we returned to the dorm just now, did we expose you as a man? Won’t you be cursed at by your fans?”

Su Shi fervently shook his head. “It’s all right, all my fans know that I’m a man, but today I was playing with a voice changer.”

“What’s your username? Next time you broadcast, I’ll send you gifts.” Although Gu Chengxi’s head was filled with all kinds of dirty things, he still didn’t want to take Su Shi to bed so early on, he really wanted to enjoy the sweet feelings of this ambiguous stage, blending into each other’s life was also something he had to do.

“You don’t need to gift me. Add me on Weibo, and you’ll be notified when I go live.” Su Shi asked Gu Chengxi to pass him his phone. “Okay, I’ve added it.”

[You You Wo Si (* ^ ▽ ^ *)] (I’m forever thinking?) Gu Chengxi looked at his profile picture. If he hadn’t seen Su Shi wearing women’s clothing just now, he would definitely not be able to connect this immortal ancient-style beauty on his screen with Su Shi.

“I thought your name would be more cute, like ‘pink cute rabbit’ or something …”

“What the hell!” Su Shi choked on a mouthful. “I’m a man any which way, that kind of name is too feminine.”

Gu Chengxi rubbed the soft white face on the screen with his fingers, “Well, you’re definitely not a woman anywhere.”

In fact, Su Shi liked to eat spicy food, but it would hurt his bottom after eating so he could only feel wronged as he drank the plain soup. Especially when he was cooking the tripe, even if he touched it into the seasoning, it barely had a taste.

He anxiously stared at Gu Chengxi take a bite of the tripe he had dipped into the chilli-oil base, and in his heart felt extremely depressed.

Gu Chengxi had been observing Su Shi from the beginning, and seeing that he was biting on his chopsticks with an aggrieved look on his cheeks, he couldn’t help but hold the cooked tripe held in his chopsticks up to the little greedy kitten’s mouth, “It should be okay to eat a little, right?”

The little greedy kitten Su Shi didn’t think much. Tempted by the spicy tripe into opening his mouth, he bit the tripe into her mouth. After swallowing, he licked his mouth contentedly.

Gu Chengxi looked at his contented appearance and couldn’t help but lick his own lips. Again he took a piece of meat and brought it to Su Shi’s mouth. “Try this.”

Su Shi took another bite, smacking his lips, and soon ate the many things Gu Chengxi fed to him.

Finished eating, he patted his belly, and only then realized what was wrong.

Why did Gu Chengxi feed him!

Was he afraid that his chopsticks were stained with chilli oil and if he reached into the clear soup pot,l the clear soup would become spicy?

Su Shi really couldn’t think of any other reasons and decisively agreed with this reason.

Gu Chengxi was really so attentive, Su Shi patted his stomach and smiled contentedly.

Gu Chengxi looked at Su Shi’s hot red mouth and also smiled contentedly.

Gu Cheng was afraid that Su Shi had eaten till he was full to bursting already, so he didn’t dare to feed him anymore, and regardless, when he fed Su Shi, he had eaten quite well.

But the next morning, Su Shi still had diarrhea.

Without telling anyone, he endured, put on a layer of foundation to his face to make himself look a little better, and then went out.

He had just gone out when it seemed like he had remembered something, turned back to Gu Chengxi’s bedside and patted his arm. “Hey, uh, there’s class …”

He used to keep to himself, and those in the dormitory were professionals in coming late to class, so he never reminded anyone to get up.

Today, he especially called Gu Chengxi because he had had a good chat with Gu Chengxi yesterday. Gu Chengxi had helped him again. He wanted to feel that he and Gu Chengxi were friends so since it was almost time for class, he felt that waking the other up was something he should do.

Gu Chengxi didn’t have the habit of getting up early and disliked being awoken by other people. Just as he wanted to yell at them, he saw Su Shi kitten lying on his bed like a cat. Possibly swollen by sleep, the round face was particularly cute.

Gu Chengxi was sleep dazed and did not resist poking Su Shi’s face. Really soft… “Already calling out to me in bed, so early in the morning?”

Su Shi didn’t respond to Gu Chengxi’s inappropriate words, and said weakly, “It’s time for class, or should I go to the cafeteria to save you a place? Or …”

“Ah, I’m getting up right now. Wait for three minutes.” Gu Chengxi lifted the quilt, grabbed the railing of the bed and flipped straight down from the upper bunk. He then rushed to wash up.

Su Shi frowned as he looked at Gu Chengxi’s messy bed, thinking he wanted to help Gu Chengxi, he folded the quilt.

Su Shi paid particular attention to personal hygiene. In addition to his area being clean, it was also very tidy. Everything he owned had to be placed individually according to size and color.

He also looked at Li Hanjiang and Zhang Pingyun’s beds, which were also very tidy, especially Zhang Pingyun’s. They seemed to be extremely fastidious, everything was white, and the sheets were changed every morning.

In the whole dorm, only Gu Chengxi was so wildly messy.

Before, he was too disgusted with Gu Chengxi’s mess, but now he was moved to tears. At first glance, Li Hanjiang and Zhang Pingyun are delicate gays, and Gu Chengxi is a very rough straight man!

“Straight guy” Gu Chengxi took five minutes to finish washing, and when he came out, he saw Su Shi standing on a chair, standing tiptoe with his dainty feet to help him fold his bed sheets.

“Oh, my beloved wife.” Gu Chengxi took a black sweater from his cupboard and put it on. “Let’s go.”

Su Shi glanced at Gu Chengxi’s messy wardrobe and was even a bit annoyed. He had heard that Gu Chengxi would take his dirty clothes home and for the housekeeper to wash every week. He also bought thirty pairs of socks, one pair a day, and then brought them back all at once to wash …

Su Shi jumped down from the chair, afraid he would be unhappy, and said weakly, “Your clothes will wrinkle if you put them away like this, how about l help you to fold them up after class …”

“Really?” Gu Chengxi embraced Su Shi’s shoulders. “You’re such a good person.”

Su Shi, who thought that hugging a straight guy wasn’t a big issue and didn’t escape, rather replied bashfully, “Folding clothes is nothing, didn’t you help me out yesterday? …”

Gu Chengxi laughed, didn’t speak, and walked out while holding him.

Su Shi was uncomfortable all morning. Although he didn’t have diarrhea after taking the medicine he still felt a painful burn in his *(ketsu), and his walking posture was very, very awkward.

Gu Chengxi was insensitive and didn’t find anything wrong. As soon as they exited the dorm they ran into Li Hanjiang. After Li Hanjiang looked at the two people from top to bottom with that kind of look, Gu Chengxi only then found that there was something wrong, and quickly pulled Su Shi into his embrace, didn’t let Lu Hanjiang check Su Shi out.

After last night, Su Shi was also very afraid of Li Hanjiang, and subconsciously shrank into Gu Chengxi’s arms.

“You two worked fiercely last night.” Li Hanjiang took a few steps towards Su Shi, studying him,” Did you go lame yesterday?”

Su Shi whispered, “Don’t look at how I walk, are you bored?”

“What’s wrong, is your ass in pain?” Li Hanjiang raised an eyebrow. “Is our Gu-ge really fierce?”

Gu Chengxi gave birth to a desire to protect, and he pushed Li Hanjiang away, “Enough, don’t be so disgusting.”

“Oh, you scored so fast. Sure enough, no matter if you’re a man or a woman, they all like finding rich boyfriends.” Li Hanjiang smiled, and left without interest.

Gu Chengxi softly asked Su Shi, “Does it hurt?”

He originally wanted to ask if his ass was hurting from having too much chilli yesterday, but was too embarrassed to say the word ass to Su Shi so he just skipped it.

Who knew that Su Shi said straightforwardly, “Yeah, my butt hurts, it’s swollen, and I can’t close it.”

Gu Chengxi, “!”

The author has something to say:

Gu Chengxi: “As soon as I let my guard down, a picture appeared in my head …”

Su Shi: “Ah, ah, ah, what are you thinking about?!”

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Good night, everyone mwa mwa~

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