On the first day after losing her job, Li Wu suddenly finds a mysterious app on her phone. The jobs listed on it are simple and pay extremely well—so suspicious that it clearly looks like a scam. Li Wu: “Fine. If it’s a scam, then I’ll work the scam.” Her tasks seem simple: 【Little Girl’s Babysitter — 5,000 yuan/day】 【Cosmetic Surgery Hospital Nurse — 10,000 yuan/day】 【Village Night Watcher — 30,000 yuan/day】 Job descriptions are transparent, and the salary is paid daily. Even if it’s a scam, she’s willing to try. … On her first day as a babysitter, the little girl dies. Li Wu: “I suggest the company provide compensation in the form of funeral paper money.” Two hours into the nurse job, someone’s head explodes right in front of her. Li Wu: “I hope insurance covers this incident.” On the night she becomes the village watcher, the entire village burns down. Li Wu: “If this counts as a workplace injury, I suggest triple compensation.” While everyone else screams and runs in terror during their assignments, Li Wu quietly becomes an excellent employee, firmly ranking first on the leaderboard. Her message is admired by all staff members: “People die for money.”