“What a joke! I, Dongfang Cheng, a proud and dignified man—how could I possibly become a magical girl?!” “Classmate, you wouldn’t want your childhood friends and family to get hurt… would you?” “Guh… Transform!” … “What a joke! I, the strongest physics-based magical girl, would never fall in love with a villain like you!” “Dear Miss Zero, you wouldn’t want the other magical girls to be brainwashed and controlled… would you?”