Fang Jueming fell in love with his not-yet-married Shuang’er sister-in-law and trained him behind his younger brother’s back. • Shuang’er, lactation, childbirth, a sudden burst of creativity, self-awareness by the author, purely for amus**ent, a dog-blood plot, and the three views are floating away. • Alternate universe with a world where marriage with Shuang’er is legal.