"Why would you become a tour guide when you have no sense of direction?"
"Because there's one path I'll walk with you for a lifetime, and it's always fresh."
"Do you say that to every female tourist?"
"I'm a tour guide. If I can't find my way around and can't speak well, won't the tourists beat me to death?"
"I want to beat you to death right now!"
(The author has a completed daily life and occupation novel, "God-level Tony Teacher", so please feel free to dive in!)