Likes to act cute, likes to put on a facade, and likes to act s*upid even more.
Intelligence 999, combat prowess 999999. No matter if you believe it or not, I am not exaggerating.
Flat chests are evil, big breasts are justice. Most favourite type is Queens that are black-bellied and straightforward.
Not knowing how to pick girls up, being in a romantic relationship is a hassle.
Other than that, I’m good at everything and the world is there for me to play with.
I’m a crazy man, I’m a moron, I’m an idiot, I’m eccentric. I admit it because I dare to say it.
Not satisfied? Come and bite me!
Different from all of you.
I’m the man that stood at the top of the food chain.