Chapter 31

Parsed with an automated reader. The content accuracy is not guranteed.

Raw: https://kakuyomu.jp/works/16816452220841283456/episodes/16816700428130136803

Chapter 31: # Masagure’s Hellish Collab (Christmas Stream) 2

“Now, let’s have Tsukihi-san guess next.”

“Come at me!!”

The event is only just getting started. Next is Yuugure’s turn to predict Masaki’s answer.

“The question is this.『Does Masaki-san think of himself as an M? Or does he think of himself as an S?』. Tsukihi-san will be guessing how Masaki-san thinks of himself.”

“Huh……that’s way too easy…………”

Yuugure became confused at the question. The comments also flew by with the same letter:『M right?』『It’s M』『Probably M……』.

“We haven’t even announced it yet but in the prior poll, 99.3% of the viewers answered M.”

“99%!? N, no way……”

“That was obviously gonna happen, Masaki-kun. Even if you say otherwise, the world won’t accept it. Masaki-kun is an M, no denying it.”

It’s not a prediction anymore but rather, an affirmation.

But Masaki is shook as he didn’t think he was being perceived that way.

Seeing his discomposure, Yuugure made a guess.

“……No way, Masaki-kun, you couldn’t have possibly…………written an S on there, right?”

“……………………No comment please.”

“Mikan, answer.”

“Yes, here it is.”

“Ah, wait!”

Masaki’s pleading went in vain as Ringo changed her screen’s display.

Written there were words that were unlike him:『If I had to say which one…..probably, S』.

“Masaki-kun…………”

“No, I just don’t lean that way!! I don’t enjoy painful things like being bullied.…..”

“You’ve got the wrong idea, Masaki-kun.”

Yuugure was left stunned.

“Then let me ask this instead, does Masaki-kun enjoy hurting others?”

“That……it’s true I don’t like that but”

“By the way, for me, I want to be strangled by Masaki-kun.”

“You want to be strangled!?”

“Tsukihi, don’t reveal your weird fetishes.”

It’s as if she’s saying “actually, I like yakisoba over ramen.” That casual tone further enhances her abnormality.

Most of the viewers are also drawn back by it, saying『Hardcore M kusa』『Don’t drag Masaki into your fetishes』『But his voice drama that time was godly』.

“Therefore, Masaki-kun is an M! It’s decided! Yep, I got it right!”

“You can’t just force it like that……”

“Hmm, that’s reasonable I guess.”

Since Ringo also made a statement supporting Yuugure’s opinion, it’s been judged that Masaki doesn’t understand himself well enough.

“Now, it’s about time to get personal here. The next question is this. 『The number of people you have dated』.”

“…………this.”

“…………this is……”

“Please take a look viewers, this is the “hellish” part you’ve been waiting for.”

Both Yuugure and Masaki’s tension dropped in an instant when they heard the question.

『It’s confirmed that Masaki is one or higher though』『Everyone okay with zero for Yuugure?』『The biggest tragedy here would be Masaki having only one. That would mean the only girlfriend he has had cheated on him』『Btw I’m zero! (whites of eyes showing)』. There are viewers wallowing in joy and misery in the comment section.

……But, if you had to make a guess, it looks like there are more depressed viewers.

“Alright, I got it, Masaki-kun.”

“W, what did you get?”

“We can’t have only us expose ourselves. That’s why, we’ll ask the same thing to that fruit bastard first!!!!”

“I, I see……!”

Yuugure and Masaki came to a mutual understanding. If you split the damage between all three of them, the burden each individual carries will lessen. That’s their idea.

But that’s only if the damage is split.

“Me? Three people.”

“”……………………!””

It completely backfired. The situation became even more brutal.

『As expected of Ringo-san』『Really? Even an alcoholic can get a boyfriend?』『Your lovers are kirishima (shochu), dassai (sake), nabeshima (sake), right?』and such, it seems there were many viewers who were caught by surprise.

“Now, let’s begin the predictions. Does the other person seem like they dated a lot of people, or is it on the lower side? Do they look popular, or do they look unpopular?”

“So cruel……you can’t predict zero people……it’s like telling the other person you think they’re an unpopular human being……”

“Ringo-san, you’re a demon…………”

“The fact that Masaki-san is a virgin was already exposed……it’s too late to worry about that.”

“…………It’s just like Ringo-san to go even deeper because it’s too late for that……”

“Does this woman have no heart?”

The two grumbled and indirectly criticized her. Ringo gave an answer as if she predicted their reactions.

“I thought you would say that. Even I’m not that much of a demon.”

“Oh!”

“Let’s add a rule where the the person with the closest prediction won’t have to reveal the number of people they’ve gone out with before. The purpose of this is so that you won’t have to show or tell it on stream.”

“What, did you say……!?”

In other words, if the person can make a more accurate prediction than the opponent, that person can ensure their privacy is protected.

If you were to simplify it even further, it means Masaki and Yuugure has become each other’s enemy just now.

“Looks like I got a reason to win now. Sorry, brother.”

“Same here, I, I won’t lose.”

“With that out of the way, it’s time for the two of you to carefully think about this.”

Like this, the inhumane battle filled with injustice began.

Author’s Note:

(Thanks)

Thank you so much to those who left a review. I’m so happy for all the reviews written that makes people want to read it……! This isn’t the place to express my gratitude but I’ going to shout out my thanks here at the top of my lungs.

Once again, I’m truly grateful and delighted for all the favorites (☆), follows on the work and author, as well as your feedback…… Especially the feedback, I always enjoy reading those.The amount of reviews, follows, and my motivation for writing is rapidly growing. Thanks for letting me enjoy writing.

I won’t say that I don’t want favorites and follows (※trying to look good) but more than that, having everyone enjoy it is what makes me the happiest. If it isn’t interesting, please be blunt in the feedback section and say “this time’s chapter wasn’t interesting” (seriously). I’ll reflect on it, and then work hard to make you laugh. And after I finish bawling my eyes out, I’ll pick up my pen again.

This work is on the line between being a romantic comedy and not being one but please continue to support me from now on.

P.S. I am weak to alcohol and don’t know much about it so if there are more well-known brands of sake, please tell me. Also, about Ringo’s boyfriend, he has never drank alcohol before. Sorry for being off the cuff about it.