Chapter 32

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Chapter 32: Masagure’s Hellish Collab (Christmas Stream) 3

The thinking time began and the two people sank into a sea of thoughts.

“…………”

“You guys are concentrating really hard……almost like you have an answer you must hide no matter the cost.”

“…………”

“Umm, can you not just go all quiet on me in the middle of a stream……?”

To the ever-so-silent two, words of support like『She’s serious lol』『Masaki is also going all out』『Look at that heavy pressure on Yuugure’s shoulders』『She was carrying that big of a burden while fighting……?』increased.

“Also, the results of the viewer poll are in. The most common answer for Masaki-san is『2 people』and the number answered the most for Tsukihi-san is『0 people』.”

“Oi, I’ll beat the f*ck outta ya guys.”

“That’s the only part you react to……”

After about another minute, the answers were all gathered.

“Now first, here is Masaki-san’s guess for Tsukihi-san. It says『2 people』. May we hear your reasoning for this?”

“Yuugure-san is a straightforward person, so I think she’s popular. But she’s not used to conversations, maybe because of her tendency to go wild. Based on that, I came to this conclusion……”

“Eh, I love you.”

“Basically, she looks popular but since she’s a gloomy introvert, it might’ve not gone to that extent. Something like that?”

“Y, yeah……”

“Even though he said some good things, why did you add some nuance and turn it around on me? Do you hate me or something?”

Masaki nodded unconfidently and Yuugure scowled at Ringo. Sparks are already crackling through the air.

There are a lot of sharp comments such as『A surprisingly high estimate』『I felt his kindness for not writing 0』but there were unexpectedly a lot of voices saying『About right』『Well, there is a chance it could’ve happened』.

“Continuing from where we left off, it’s Tsukihi-san’s prediction for Masaki-san but……it’s also the same『2 people』here. Now, what was your reasoning here, Tsukihi-san?”

“Y’see, there’s two reasons. Masaki-kun is a lovable virgin, and the other is that he seemed pretty reluctant to have his answer exposed so I thought it would be surprisingly few. But it’s likely not one person so I guessed two.”

“A shockingly logical reasoning. Furthermore, she took into account Masaki’s earlier reaction. Not only that, she used the power words ‘lovable virgin.’”

“Why does the gears in your head turn in times like these, Yuugure-san……”

Masaki is showing a reaction that can be seen as either flustered or amazed.

Then there is Ringo who is moved by it.

The viewers also didn’t think that such an intelligent statement could be made by Yuugure and spontaneously commented『You were actually that smart?』『Yuugure, a woman who shows her real abilities in a pinch』『Clevergure-san is nice』.

An atmosphere where the comments judged both to be reasonable. It can be understood that both of them deeply ruminated over their answers.

“Well then, I will now announce the victor.”

“――!”

“Here we go. The person with the closest prediction is”

“――――Now, the time for battle is upon us!! Victory or defeat! Me and Masaki-kun, who’s gonna socially die? The time to paint it black and white has come! Now, let fate decide!”

It has reached the biggest climax. The comments are also riling it up for one final time with『Movie trailer kusa』『There’s already one person who’s socially dead lmao』『No, both of you are already socially dead lol』『The comments are brutal kusa』.

“The results are! Don!”

“Who is it……!?”

“The one closest is……Yuugure Tsukihi-san!”

“……YESS, I WON!! I WOOOOOOOOON!”

“N, no way………………”

Yuugure greatly reveled in her win while Masaki made a downhearted expression.

Concerning the results, it turned out the way the viewers wanted.

“I…………lost?”

“You don’t have to make it sound like you’re a former comrade that’s fallen to the dark side, Masaki-san.”

“The reason you lost was because you took our ‘bonds’ too lightly. Indeed, you were a strong foe. However, I have my comrades by my side. That’s the difference between us.”

“Tsukihi is the protagonist…..not only that, she’s saying some weird lines.”

No matter how one looks at it, it’s a farce of an ending.

And the seemingly emotionally moving ending is, no matter how you think about it, the same as the last collab.

Despite so, the viewers were also going『Uooooon, Masaki loooooost』『I’mma cry, this is definitely gonna be a featured film』『Voice drama with a situation where Masaki despairs please』and drawing in a maelstrom of excitement and passion.

“…………Now, for the loser Masaki-san, shall we reveal the number of people you’ve gone out with before?”

“Ah, as expected, you didn’t forget about it〜…………can you let me go, or something…………?”

“No being a killjoy to the stream. Okay, here it is, dodooon.”

“Aah……”

On the stream’s screen, there is a huge『1 person』written on there.

“…………Masaki-kun.”

“It was my first girlfriend…………after that, I was focused on my studies and club.”

“I know I know. And from that shock, your girlfriend-less period continued to grow. I know I know.”

“…………uuu.”

“No worries, Masaki-kun. Both the hearts of me and the viewers are throbbing. At the sight of your crying face that is. Also I won’t cheat so you can take it easy and make me your bride.”

“After making that repulsive statement, she smoothly and aggressively pushed herself onto him, what a sickening mind she has.”

Ringo was disgusted by Yuugure’s statement which could be confused for either words of consolation or indulgement in selfish desires.

Many of the viewers were also disgusted by this as they commented『She’s an abomination LOL』『Is this the romance monster?』『※ Remember, Ringo-shi started all this』.

“With that done, this will be the end of the Masagure collabs this year. Please look forward to seeing the three of us again next year.”

Like that, the last Masagure collab ended.

Also, after the stream on Twitter, the『Yuugure 0 people theory』spread like wildfire.